Lame Old Pervy Jokes

Question: What did the egg say to the boiling water?

Answer: It’ll be a minute before I get hard. I just got laid by a chick.


A man was walking through the desert with his camel. Along the way, he got so horny that he decided to f*ck the camel. But the camel didn’t want to get f*cked by the man. Everytime the man would hump it, the camel would turn its head and try to bite his head off.

One day, the man stumbled upon an oasis. In the oasis, he meets a beautiful woman. The man was ecstatic, and asks the woman for a favor. The woman tells the man that she would give him anything he asks of her.

The man says, “I’ve been walking through this desert for a long time, and I’m so horny. Would you please hold my camel’s head for me?”



~ by iamnotfrodo on January 3, 2009.

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