XOXO

Told ya I loved voice overs.

Kristen Bell, Heroes’ electrifying Elle, formerly of Veronica Mars, and currently uncredited for playing the ever omniscient Gossip Girl on the CW TV series by the same name, is by far my favorite actor for voice overs. So seductive…

You know you love her.

Huhlolz! ^_^

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PILOT

Hey Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here… and I have the biggest news ever. One of my many sources, Melanie91, sends us this: Spotted at Grand Central, bags in hand: Serena van der Woodsen. Was it only a year ago our It-Girl mysteriously disappeared for quote ‘boarding school’? And just as suddenly she’s back. Don’t believe me? See for yourselves: Lucky for us, Melanie91 sent proof. Thanks for the photo, Mel!

Spotted: Lonely Boy… can’t believe the love of his life has returned. If only she knew who he was. But everyone knows Serena. And everyone is talking.

Wonder what Blair Waldorf thinks. Sure, they’re BFFs but we always thought Blair’s boyfriend Nate had a thing for Serena.

Better lock it down with Nate, B. Clock’s ticking.

Word is that S bailed on B’s party in under 90 seconds and didn’t even have one lemon shot. Has our bad girl really gone good? Or is it all just part of the act?

Why’d she leave? Why’d she return? Send me all the deepth. And who am I? That’s one secret I’ll never tell. The only one. XOXO Gossip Girl.

Spotted: At the steps of the Met, an S and B power struggle.

Did S think she could waltz home and things would be just like they were?

Did B think S would go down without a fight? Or can these two hotties work it out? There’s nothing ‘Gossip Girl’ likes more than a good catfight. And this could be a classic.

Spotted: At The Palace Hotel, S and B having a heart to heart.

Hmm, why so thirsty, S? You may have won over B for now but we still think you’re hiding something.

And just when B and S had built a bridge… it all had to come crashing down. But dry your eyes: the ‘Kiss On The Lips’ party is around the corner. And you know who loves parties? Gossip Girl.

Looks like little Jen might end up with a new boy and a ticket to the inner circle. Or will C end up with another victim? I told you I love parties.

Spotted: Serena… making a heroic exit from B’s party. Too bad for her there’s school on Monday. So, until next time. You know you love me… Gossip Girl.

THE WILD BRUNCH

Good morning, Upper East Siders! Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source in the scandalous lives of Manhatten’s elite. Top story on my homepage: Serena van der Woodsen. Everybody’s favourite It-Girl has just returned from a mysterious absence.

Everyone knows Serena. And everyone is talking.

And B’s boyfriend Nate? Rumour has it he’s always had a thing for Serena.

Why did she leave? Why did she return?

And Nate’s friend Chuck won’t let Serena forget about her past.

And then there’s Dan: Outsider, looks like his childhood crush has returned.

Serena and her mystery man made a surprise appearance at Blair’s ‘Kiss On The Lips’ party.

But Serena wasn’t the only one who made an impression.

Jenny made an impression on Chuck.

And now that S is back… will the Upper East Side ever be the same? We’re all just dying to see what happens next.

I bet you’re wondering what Gossip Girl is doing up so early. Truth is: I never went to bed. Why waste precious time dreaming when waking life is so much better?

Is there really anything better than a lazy sunday? Reading the paper in bed, sipping coffee, scrambling an egg or two. Yeah, right. We Upper East Siders don’t do lazy: Breakfast is brunch and it comes with champagne, a dress code and a hundred of our closest friends… and enemies.

Chuck’s dad Bart Bass is hosting the annual brunch for his foundation. Everyone is invited. Well, not everyone.

Looks like the tables are all set. As soon as the guests arrive we can start dishing. Here’s what’s on the menu.

Serena’s visit was short and apparently not very sweet but you know what is? Revenge. We hear it’s best served cold. Who’s hungry?

Looks like Chuck and Blair showed up with quite some appetite… for destruction that is.

Spotted: N and B, hot and heavy in the halls of The Palace Hotel, only to find S already waiting. Sparks were flying for sure… but will it be a three-way? Or D-day?

Some might call this a fustercluck… but on the Upper East Side we call it Sunday afternoon.

Well, Serena’s mytery man is a mystery no longer. His name is… oh, who cares. Now that he and S are over… so are his fifteen minutes.

But his sister Jenny was spotted with a new dress… gifted from Blair herself. Everyone knows an Eleanor original is the uniform of B’s private army. But will J be a loyal soldier? Or will she side with S’s rebel forces?

It looks like the ultimate insider has become a total outsider. It’s your move, Serena. And you know who’ll be watching: Gossip Girl.

Poison Ivy

Hey there upper east siders, Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source to the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite. Top story on my homepage? Serena van der Woodsen, everyone’s favorite ‘it’ girl, just returned from a mysterious absence, and learning the hard way that you can never go home again.

Why’d she return?

But now that Serena is back, will the upper east side ever be the same? It takes two to tango, and girls like these never go down without a fight.

There’s plenty of up-side to being the spawn of the fabulously wealthy. But the down-side? Super successful parents expect nothing less from their offspring. And when it comes to college? That means the Ivies. It’s more than just getting into college, it’s setting a course for the rest of your life. For those few who aren’t legacies, the pressures are no less. When parents have sacrificed for their children’s futures, what kid would wanna let them down.

Spotted. S, not so fashionably late, and dressed down by B. Game on, ladies.

Hey upper east siders, we hear that World War III just broke out, and it’s wearing knee socks. Choose your sides or run and hide. We have a feeling this one’s to the death.

Interesting choice of guests, B.

Coincidence? I think not.

Spotted at the Ivy League mixer. S and B’s last stand, and only one gets out alive. Better take cover.

Honesty may be the best policy in some zip codes, but not in this one, and not this week. ‘Cause “I was a teenaged drug addict” is not exactly a winning college essay.

Another bomb lands in Blair’s lap. Will she use it as ammunition? Or will she finally surrender and put down her arms?

Spotted in Central Park, two white flags waving. Could an upper east side peace accord be far off? So what will it be, truce or consequences? We all know one nation can’t have two queens. What happens next? Only time will tell. Xoxo, Gossip Girl.

Bad News Blair

Good morning upper east siders, Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite.

Spotted in Central Park. Two white flags waving. So what will it be, truce or consequences?

Hey upper east siders. There’s nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a surprise. And we hear Blair Waldorf’s got a two for one special — her mom Eleanor, who just returned home from Paris, and Serena, brunch buddies.

Serena and Blair might have plans for the day, but Nate and Chuck are fully booked for the weekend, if they survive it.

Is that a smile we see on B’s lips? The spotlight’s on her for once, and S actually helped her get it. I guess miracles can happen.

The rules for a model the day of a photo shoot are similar to those of a patient pre-surgery. No food or drink twelve hours prior, wear comfortable clothing, and make sure you’re affairs are in order. You never know what could go wrong in a flash.

Spotted. Lonely Boy’s rude awakening. Upper east side queens aren’t born at the top, they climb their way up in heels, no matter who they have to tread on to do it.

You didn’t hear it from us, but in every girl’s life there comes a moment when she realizes that her mother just might be more messed up than she is.

This just in. S and B committing a crime of fashion. Who doesn’t love a five-finger discount, especially if one of those fingers is the middle one.

Everyone knows you can’t choose your family, but you can choose your friends. And in a world ruled by blood lines and bank accounts, it pays to have a pal.

As much as a B.F.F. can make you go W.T.F., there’s no denying we’d all be a little less rich without them. And Serena and Blair? They knew best things better than anyone.

No, that’s not a tear in my eye, it’s just allergies. Without you, I’m no one. Gossip Girl.

Dare Devil

Gossip girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite.

With Blair’s boyfriend, Nate, helping to close up the family yacht for the season, Blair is free to focus on the most important event for the fall — her annual sleepover. A tradition since 2000, each one more decadent than the last. No expense, or reputation, is spared. With everything from trundle? beds to truffles in place, all that’s missing is sleepover star and Waldorf BFF, Serena van der Woodsen.

Spotted on the front steps of The Palace. Cinderella stepping into a pumpkin instead of her carriage. Lucky for Lonely Boy there’s more than one fable filling our inbox.

Here’s an inside tip Little J, the faster you rise, the harder you fall. Hope that Hello Kitty sleeping bed doubles as a parachute.

Spotted skipping dessert. S and Lonely Boy, lighter than air and heading downtown.

Spotlight on Little J. Now put to the test by one Queen B. Will J take the bait and go from Brady to Britney? Or will her goody-two-shoes mindset turn into the night’s biggest buzzkill?

Spotted. Big Brother to the not-quite-rescue. Too bad no one told him that you can’t save the damsel if she loves her distress.

This just in. Truth or dare has gone into overtime. Looks like no one told Little J you don’t beat a Waldorf at her own game.

Word is, Jenny Humphrey killed at Blair Waldorf’s sleepover. It was a debut the likes of which haven’t been seen since Blair herself. If Blair’s gotta watch her back, Serena needs to keep an eye on her heart. We hear it may have been stolen — by Lonely Boy. Putting out an APB, Gossip Girl.

The Handmaiden’s Tale

Gossip girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite.

Spotted. S and Lonely Boy knacking in the meat-packing. Opposites do attract, but for how long.

Long ago when European royals grew bored with palace balls, they took a page from the peons and added some pageantry. Couture and canape are just another Saturday night, until you add a mask. But preparing for a ball is an event in itself. Which is why queens invented hand-maidens.

Why is it that friends of Serena van der Woodsen have to search for her suitor? Have fables fallen so out of fashion that princesses have to do everything themselves? Call us old school, but sometimes the Fairy Tale ending requires the Knight to get off his ass and saddle up his steed.

On the upper east side, appearances are often deceiving. From friends to hair color, there’s always more than meets the eye.

What was it you said about appearances? Yes, they can be deceiving. But most of the time, what you see is what you get.

Oh, yes. The other part we love about a masquerade? When the mask finally comes off, and the truth is revealed to all.

Victor, Victrola

Gossip girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite.

Have you heard, upper east siders? Burlesque is all the rage again, and sometimes a little raging is exactly what you need. And as always, Chuck’s aiming to be ahead of the curves.

But let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

Spotted. Serena and Not-So-Lonely Boy clearly past courtship in the courtyard.

But can Brooklyn keep up with the Uptown express?

Jenny Humphrey’s rise to the penthouse has been short and sweet. But if she crosses Blair Waldorf, it’s straight back to the basement. Looks like this little lamb needs to stay silent.

Looks like parents can be deceiving on both sides of the bridge.

Looks like the pot calling the kettle black has young Bass boiling over. And if we know Chuck, he’s not one to let things lie. Someone pour that man a drink.

Looks like cold hard cash can get you the cold hard truth. Didn’t anyone tell you, N? Be careful what you “phish” for.

Spotted. Bass drunk off his ass, at The Palace bar, drinking away his woes, and his investment capital.

Spotted on Fifth Avenue. A father and son showdown. Too bad not all the witnesses can be bought off.

As you might have guessed Upper East Siders, prohibition never stood a chance against exhibition. It’s human nature to be free. And no matter how long you try to be good, you can’t keep a bad girl down.

Seventeen Candles

Gossip girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite.

According to the Catholic Church, mortal sin can only be absolved through the sacred act of confession. But it looks like a certain wasp princess has recently found herself desperately in need of a little unburdening. And who is the man upstairs to discriminate?

Speak of the devil and he doth appear, wearing his trademark scarf. Careful, B. Hell hath no fury like a Chuck Bass scorned.

Whoever thought monarchy was dead didn’t realize it just changed zip codes. So what’ll it be Nate? Blair Waldorf’s hand or your father’s head?

Careful, B. There’s no safe wager when you bet on a Bass. You just might lose your shirt — and your pants.

Happy birthday to who? Forget cake and ice cream, I’m saving room for just desserts. Looks like Chuck’s wish might come true.

Spotted. Nate Archibald depositing a mystery girl in a taxi after midnight. All we know about her for sure? Is that she’s not Blair Waldorf.

Spotted. B turning a year older, but not necessarily wiser. Guess Chuck’s the gift that keeps on giving. Blow out your candles, B. This’ll be better in the dark. Xoxo, Gossip Girl.

Blair Waldorf Must Pie!

Gossip girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite.

As per Gossip Girl’s Thanksgiving tradition, I’m trading my laptop for stove top. And for the next sixteen hours, the only thing I’m dishing is seconds. When the cat’s away the mice will play. Have fun little ladies.

Hi, Society

Gossip girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite.

Hey upper east siders, it’s that time of year again. When the mere act of descending a staircase means you’re a woman. That’s right, debutante season. And from what we hear, there’s been some changes to the lineup.

Serena van der Woodsen. Looks like your invitation just arrived — with strings attached. Come out, come out wherever you are.

Spotted. Nate Archibald learning you don’t know a good thing till it’s gone — and found someone else.

This just in. We hear there’s a cold war brewing between Lonely Boy and a certain Blue Blood. We never thought we’d say this ourselves…

…But our money’s on Brooklyn for the win.

Spotted. Chuck Bass losing something no one knew he had from the beginning — his heart.

It’s often said that no matter the truth, people see what they want to see. Some people might take a step back and find they were looking at the same big picture all along. Some people might see that their lives might have caught up to them. Some people may see what was there all along. And then there are those other people, the ones who run as far as they can so they don’t have to look at themselves.

And as for me, I can see clearly now. Xoxo, Gossip Girl.

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3 Responses to “XOXO”

  1. whoAAAA i’m addicted to GG and this was like so cool to read 😀

    haha

    nice blog!

  2. Gossip Girl ♥

  3. Thanks a lot! Can U’ put more episodes plies! Thanks again

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